1 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:13,270 Now go pick up those move controllers. 2 00:00:13,858 --> 00:00:17,294 Pick out a song and lose control, yeah! 3 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:22,015 You'll feel the music flowing through ya. 4 00:00:22,303 --> 00:00:26,665 And I don't want to hear any excuses. 5 00:00:26,665 --> 00:00:29,000 Get your ass up, Move around! 6 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,288 Swing your booty to the sound! 7 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,790 Reach for the sun, then drop it down! 8 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:36,210 Lift your arms then swing 'em around! 9 00:00:36,608 --> 00:00:38,785 If you don't want to shake it I take it you want to make it... 10 00:00:38,785 --> 00:00:41,078 Appear as some kind of laid back and chill dude but it's a straight fact... 11 00:00:41,078 --> 00:00:43,360 That you're whack if you don't check that all the Box hacking and slashing... 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,635 Is better than button mashing when playing the latest cash in... 13 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:47,854 By studios, not even caring if what they're making is fair and... 14 00:00:47,854 --> 00:00:50,100 All the numbers compared, only some devs really care! 15 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:52,618 Invite some friends home and share. The more the merrier! 16 00:00:52,618 --> 00:00:54,935 Today we're gonna play some Beat Saber! 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,056 I don't want to alarm you, but the way you move your arms... 18 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,378 Makes you look a little Gaga. 19 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,175 But who cares as long as you have Fun! 20 00:01:04,175 --> 00:01:08,770 If you want to shake it baby, You ain't gonna make it, maybe... 21 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:13,291 You need to embrace it, you don't have what it takes and run! 22 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:17,566 The lights are flashing, the music rocks. A highspeed onslaught of moving blocks. 23 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:22,333 In all directions, in every spot. If you missed a few take another shot! 24 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:27,040 You might want to go for the Highscore. That's what the Leaderboards are there for. 25 00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:28,222 Ooooohhhhhh... 26 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:31,050 Baby do it One More Time! 27 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,784 Up, down, left, right, Headset airtight. Expert Level rythmic swordfight. 28 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:17,340 Laser guided swinging system. Move your arms around and twist them! 29 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:21,795 Listen to the music flowing. Keep the Combo-Meter going! 30 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,480 Can you make it through it all? Avoiding bombs, avoiding walls. 31 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:31,050 Up, down, left, right, Headset airtight. Expert Level rythmic swordfight. 32 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:35,540 Laser guided swinging system. Move your arms around and twist them! 33 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:40,085 Listen to the music flowing. Keep the Combo-Meter going! 34 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:45,300 Can you make it through it all? Avoiding bombs, avoiding walls.